soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.

"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"

by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006

Chocolate Muffin

A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.

Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

chicken muffin

a creature that is part chicken, part muffin (usualy walnut)

doesn't that chicken muffin taste good? its the perfect blend of chicken and muffin-y goodness!

or

OMG!! It's a chicken muffin!!! Run for your life!!! *takes camera out and snaps picture for folks back home*

by tiffanie February 2, 2005

douche muffin

a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.

"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh

by Lauren LaRock October 16, 2008

Nuffin Muffin

Noun used to describe the non-food items you've been eating all day. i.e. If you haven't eaten anything all day, or in a good long while, you've eaten a nuffin muffin.

Ulysses: Hey Hank do you want to head out to the Thai Buffet place today?

Hank: Shit yeah man, all i've had today is a big ol' nuffin muffin for lunch.

by masr. July 3, 2009

nut muffin

a word literally meaning to be a complete fucktard and is a lesser form of a turd nut

j00 f00, j00 4r3 4 nut muffin!

by +3h l33t |<r|_|3 May 21, 2003

muffin-slave

A slave of "muffins"

You're such a muffin-slave, Shinobu!

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008