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monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off
Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school
by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014
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Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.
Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.
by JGanja August 27, 2014
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ego-monkey

n. (proper)

name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.

in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.

the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:

1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.

2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.

3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.

4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.

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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
by anonymous survivor September 13, 2014
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monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth
"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"
by Barninja November 11, 2014
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monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
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Cup and monkey

Post-sex cupping your hand down there to prevent spillage and walking - which resembles a monkey walk.
by K11f December 14, 2014
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Pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015
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