Land Jellyfish

Empty plastic shopping bag blowing in the wind.

"Check out those Land Jellyfish caught in the trees and fences." "Hey!, there's one caught in the wind flying above the 2nd floor!"

by Foxingham September 16, 2016

flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010

Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango

The land breeze geezer beat thor

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

Use X to land

When you first start to ride a dragon in Skyrim and these words NEVER leave the screen

Dragonborn! Use X to land!

by Maiden Man November 12, 2016

land hunters

Hunters and Sportsmen hunting on US public lands

The land hunters shot a deer.

by thelandman August 26, 2017

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

Sister's cock/dick/weiner/schlong/dong/rod/pipe/pole/ding/phallus/stick

Hindi: abe behen ke laude (behen ke lunn or behen ke lode) gaadi seedhe chala le !! (yo bkl drive straight!!)
English: Yo' behen ke laude (sister's cock), watch where you're walking

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

by NiqqaMaarda January 23, 2024