Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021

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Kevin saitta

a man like fadnams who loves kids but this man loves them to much. kevin also touched me in a classroom once and i haven't been the same since.

no kevin saitta stop that hurts but it feels so good and its sooooo big and juicy

by bowisbonson November 22, 2019

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The Kevin of the group

Refers to someone in a group of friends who is less popular or not necessarily wanted/ needed in the friend group as much as others. The Kevin of the group is a reference to Kevin Jonas of the band the Jonas brothers, despite being talented he is often overlooked seeing as the spotlight is given to his brothers Nick and Joe. Kevin is often known as 'the other Jonas' or 'the forgotten Jonas'. Growing up Kevin was the one that no one really wants to date, but if your sisters had dibs on Nick and Joe you were forced to plan your dream wedding (that you totally wanted to be with anyone else but Kevin) with Kevin, well at least until you realized One Direction was a thing and it was unlikely that you had five sisters or friends so they were all free-dibs.

Ashley: Look at David trying so desperately to get the groups' attention
Samantha: I know, it's pathetic he may as well give up, he's obviously The Kevin of the group
Ashley: Oh, definitely

by All Payne No Liam December 25, 2020

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