jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)

Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person

He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.

by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024

jerk chicken problem

Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.

"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"

by Rigpinge January 22, 2018

Disney jerk off

A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.

Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.

She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.

He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.

While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.

by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023

turkle jerk

A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.

Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.

by Kennerplaya August 11, 2024