Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. by China Is fat af March 8, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.
“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
Get the jasonmug. Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a God. Jason comes from Greek, láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past. He is the man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky and protected woman.
by PandaNanda November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.