James

A little fucking bitch with no sense of humor

That James issa cunt

by ace class boi October 31, 2020

James

A good guy who isn’t the best with interaction but is still really sweet and kinda hot

I think I have a crush on James.

by AllFactsFromMe March 8, 2019

GI James

A poor misguided teenager who preys on fat chicks, and also publicly shows affection to these chunky plumpers he so much desires.

Jackson: OMG did you see GI james dry humping that fat chick in the hallway today right in front of everybody!

Evan: Yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!

by Jackson Rauchwarter December 16, 2006

james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007

king james

When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.

Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.

by The Viater May 31, 2011

James the bag

The act of ripping an empty bag of cocaine open and rubbing it on one's gums

Hey, are we out of blow bro? Mind if I james the bag?

by Shit McShit February 19, 2023

James speakman

Alpha male

Better than chuck norris

Won a game of connect four in three moves
Ripped
‘Cows don’t drink milk’

Your a cow, cows don’t drink milk-James speakman

by James speakman February 7, 2022