Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 02, 2010
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Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.
Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.
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jump-rope bitch

Someone who jumps somebody else's rope
"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."
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rap jumping

Dissing a rapper of higher popularity/rank to jump up in popularity/rank.
"Aye @NickCannon you better stop rap jumping my n*gga marshall before me, 50, Royce, crooked i, Lloyd banks, j Cole, Kendrick, logic, tech n9ne, big Sean, and king los get busy on yo ass.... pause. 🖊 keep playin. 😑😑😑," Joyner tweeted.
by GreenNinja650 December 12, 2019
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The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers
by rolomaturbo December 26, 2023
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Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
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Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!
by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022
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