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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.
"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022
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lefted

(v) The act of passing a student on paper in order to comply with the “No Child Left Behind” laws. To change grades and/or criteria to make special needs students appear to be advancing academically. This is usually done by an appointed special education teacher and condoned by the administration and George W. left, lefted, lefting
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
by cjc1 January 5, 2009
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left over

a person who is ugly and off brand and cant dress who think they all that and a side of grits.
That boy is left over.
by Miep gies June 28, 2005
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Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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left overss

if you are here brody you will never know leftovers
by matthew gray gublar May 21, 2021
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No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024
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