Laugh horny

It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.

I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*

by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023

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Hangover Horny

A feeling that lingers into the next day for someone who gave pleasure or received great pleasure from that you can't be with again but want to.

Last night was so good. Why do they have to catch that flight?

"You're just hangover horny. It happens with flings."

by Dimitri6923 May 18, 2025

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horny hygeine

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower

Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine

by KPG123 April 8, 2016

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Elkhart horny

An intensified state of sexual arousal after burning a bad one, a parking lot beat down, and a side of Penn station east coast subs French fries!

Let’s go to Penn Starion east coast subs for date night babe, I’m hoping to get you Elkhart Horny tonight!

by DetroitSportsGuy February 15, 2023

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horny

what someone is when they want to *HARDER DADDY 😏*

It was a summer day when Jessica bumped into Kyle and their pussy's and dick's met. When they bumped into each other, Jessica said "Meet me on #######'s street baby." Kyle was getting horny by this and went to that street. He was sent to a modern-looking house. he rang the bell and was greeted by Jessica's hot breasts and pussy. next to Jessica was a belt and Kyle already knew what to do. Jessica started to say "C'mon baby, I know you want to." with a sexy smirk on her face. she got into the doggy pose showing her naked butt. Kyle then said: "Did I even say you could talk?" and smacked her with the belt. "Ugh, harder Daddy!!" She said, drooling. Kyle then just started fucking her. Jessica was fazed by the hot, sexy, and tasty cum in her mouth. Kyle started eating her ass out. but then they got tired and slept together, naked, and waiting for the next morning to do this.

by grace6177 July 29, 2023

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