Hoe-dar 

an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.

As the cheerleaders passed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.

Hoe-dar by Guess Who March 13, 2004

Hoe filter 

The "hoe filter" is otherwise known as the dog filter on snapchat. Girls most commonly use it if they feel insecure about taking a selfie of just they're face.

Bro look at Tina! She's using the hoe filter again!

Hoe filter by Itreallyisaj August 11, 2016

Hoe flu 

The flu-like symptoms that you get after participating in hoe activities.

"I deep-throated Jamal last night and now I think I'm coming down with a hoe flu"

Hoe flu by ghetto-blanquita February 22, 2017

hoe dont do it 

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying

"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"

hoe dont do it by you.assbutt March 29, 2015

Hoe-Simp 

Hoe-Simp is defined as someone who acts like a hoe but yet has no chance of getting with anything

Hope Smith is a Hoe-Simp. She is such a Hoe-Simp that she goes for the gay kids.

Hoe-Simp by Broccolieidoli August 6, 2020

Hoe Me 

A word often used to describe the feeling you get when you're disrespected, embarrassed, made fun of, or being played. Similar uses are "play me" "joaning" and "talking shit bout me."

"Hoe me", "Hoed me" and "hoeing" are all acceptable uses

**In light of the age old debate surrounding the correct spelling of ho vs. hoe: "hoe" has taken a more popular stance amongst users. This is simply slang and does not determine the intelligence of the user. nah mean?

Sweet: "Man my boss just tried to hoe me today"
Dude: "How he hoeing u?"
Sweet: "I screwed up an order and he gon call me out in front of everyone smh"
Dude: "He hoed yo ass lmao"

Hoe Me by Slangxplainer June 15, 2016

Hoe ass hoe

The evolution of a hoe who has mastered the art of cheating and having unprotected sex with multiple partners, often times getting her back blown out with several partners on the same day. She typically creeps at night as she tries to maintain a reputable reputation during the day. She has no self worth and will cheat in every relationship. If caught being a hoe she will never admit to her promiscuous lifestyle or wrong doings, she will take it to grave. She will gaslight you, create crazy stories or try to confuse you in to believing her as she is very narcissistic.

Yo, that shawty you tryin’ to clap cheeks with is a hoe ass hoe. She’s slept with every dude in city on the low low.

Hoe ass hoe by RG The Prophet March 19, 2022