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Freeport Hoe

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.
Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.
by Layqueishea October 29, 2008
mugGet the Freeport Hoemug.

phat hoes

Yo fam i be gettin phat hoes im talkin' phat ones.
by Im going to kermit suicide March 18, 2017
mugGet the phat hoesmug.

run that hoe

Playing w/ someone's emotions; manipulation; running game on someone to get the results you desire
I can run that hoe, she's gullible.
by nonex May 20, 2015
mugGet the run that hoemug.

hoe trap

Any girl on myspace.com that pictures herself as a "nice" girl. Then, when you have taken the bait, she becomes a fat hooker.

Often uses up-close shots to hide her hoe-ness.

Be aware, this happens a lot more than you might think.
Fred: Jess seems pretty nice
Tony: Don't do it man, hoe-trap.
by Fred-M. September 10, 2005
mugGet the hoe trapmug.

rumpsta hoe

Rumpsta hoe
1) a woman that has a fetish for anal sex.
2) a woman who perfers anal sex over anything.
Damn that rumpsta hoe took it up the ass. i hit it all night
by billy May 13, 2005
mugGet the rumpsta hoemug.

Dirty hoe

Pyper; a bitch who don't know how to keep her hornieness to herself and likes to send nudes to boys with girlfriends.
by U_a_fan_bitch_xoxo November 22, 2019
mugGet the Dirty hoemug.

bro hoe

<i>East Coast Version</i>
A chick that wants to be one of the guys, but usually gets used for sex. She DGAF (Doesnt give a fuck) about anything. Just looking for "fun" with her loser guy friends. Loves to drink and/or smoke weed. She likes going mudding or off roading in quads or monster trucks.

<i>characteristics:</i>
<li>Overcompensates with ornate nails, hair color, eyeliner for her tomboyish ways
<li>The pretty girl stuffed in a bulky sweatshirt or baseball hat thats been through hell.
<li>Tight Jeans that are 2 sizes too small that gives her a muffin top
<li>Thinks Uggs go with everything.
<li>Says things like "I hate girls"
That bro hoe doesnt have a problem being the only girl drunk at a party with 5 guys.
Check out the flirty bro hoe working at a hardware store and making her rounds.
You know that drunk bro hoe was sore in the morning after going to the strip club and then to the motel with guys from work.
by Egotisticalprik November 18, 2010
mugGet the bro hoemug.

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