too geek

real funny

last night was too geek.
im too geek to live right now.

by myidisapostcard December 4, 2010

bird geek

Emeka.

A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.

A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

by DCF giggler August 15, 2011

Ink Geek

to mean you are highly intelligent with a pen and a pad. ;

Orgin: Hip-Hop 2000's Philly

Ink Geek is derived as in the sense of seeing someone intelligent and is attracting people with his or her lyrics. but is used to refer to lryics that are highly approved by someone.

yo! them lines are dope, you are a Ink Geek when it comes to this music."

by jony depth March 1, 2012

Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.

That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.

by zmanstreet August 20, 2013

Psycho Geek

Wanting some gadget so badly that you check every day for news, videos or reviews even though you know is not out on the market.

Last night I stayed up until 5:00 a.m. just to see the new I Phone conference I'm such a psycho geek.

by ilkub May 31, 2014

Goonsquad Geeked

To be wrecked to the point where all you can really do is announce the fact that you're wrecked.

"Dude, I'm fuckin' goonsquad geeked."

by Swagulous June 4, 2015

over-geek

A term used to describe the situation when someone is simply being too geeky for general conversation.

Concerned-Friend: "Whoa buddy, hold on, I think you over-geek'd a bit too much there."

by ilmscott October 28, 2015