Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015

greasestache

happens during the month of November (Movember) when highschool boys attempt to grow a moustache and it ends up greasy and nothing at all like it's supposed to be.

Girl: "Ew. What the hell? Look at that greasestache."
Boy: "It's Movember, it's the best I can do."

by doinitlikeme November 17, 2015

grease stash

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.

"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."

by Lousteezy December 14, 2015

greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage

hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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by chodley696969 March 4, 2016

Grease trapper

The act of a three some where the person on the bottom collects all the drippings

Every Friday I look forward to being the grease trapper

by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016