Drop a bomb from five foot up

In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.

"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."

by Bitticks February 02, 2008

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hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees July 24, 2008

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National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day

March 19th every year will be a celebration of homosexuality and foot fetishes. This tradition was brought to us from LA in Brunswick Oh.

Hey, Happy National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day.

by LA JAKO March 19, 2019

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azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."

by An Honest Black Guy May 05, 2022

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Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

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