Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009

dusty high five

A dusty high five is a sexual maneuver where after anal sex you use your hand to wipe your partner's anus and slap them in the face.

"You gave her a dusty high five? You ruthless mothafucka!"

by Rusty Shacklefert May 19, 2006

two for five

A nasty hooker on the street who looks so bad and smells so bad to the point where her price of sex for two nasties would come out to $5.used as an insult

Jim:lindsey is soooo hot
Frank : naw man shes a two for five

by Et DA cancer March 18, 2017

libyan high five

A Libyan celebratory tradition of shooting five bullets in the air. A knock-off of the American high five, only you can do it solo.

Those guys dragging Gaddafi down the streets totally did a Libyan high five, they were so excited!

by youtalkintome October 28, 2011

five dollar haircut

Five dollar haircut (aka Supercuts)

As Supercuts charges 5 dollars for a haircut, a five dollar haircut is a really sharp cut in the game of pool. This usually results with the cue ball traveling uncontrollably around the table, and ends with a fucked up leave. Just like a haircut at Supercuts.

Shit... you going for the five dollar haircut?

by Matthew M May 15, 2006

Five Finger Fucking

another word to replace kidding

to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch

Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the the black market"

Person 2 "You've got to be five finger fucking me."

by Raziel Kain February 5, 2008

two point five

half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.

"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"

by Banjo09 November 21, 2007