1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.
1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"
2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010
Get the facebook crackhead mug.The use of social networking websites like Facebook and Myspace to glean personal information about someone before passing judgement on them.
1) "That guy started bitching at me the other day about my girlfriend... I think he was doing some Facebook reconnaissance."
2) "Did he know about that project i'm working on already or was he just using Facebook reconnaissance?"
2) "Did he know about that project i'm working on already or was he just using Facebook reconnaissance?"
by Ian Keith December 20, 2008
Get the Facebook reconnaissance mug.A Facebook buddy is someone whom you've added as a friend on the website Facebook and when in conversation, one will say that he or she is a friend; when in actuality, you would never trust them to open a can of beans. In addition, a Facebook buddy is someone who you would never invite to your house, and is constantly forced to make small talk with.
So Dave, you've been making friends in the company?
Yeah......sort of.
Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.
Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.
Yeah......sort of.
Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.
Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.
by Kyle Reed from the North March 5, 2009
Get the Facebook Buddy mug.When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.
by BigRich81 January 30, 2014
Get the facebook concern mug.Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.
by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014
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She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
by ThePork July 25, 2011
Get the Facebook-ADD mug.The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.
The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'
Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'
Person 1: 'Oh...'
Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'
Person 1: 'Yep...'
Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'
Person 1: 'Oh...'
Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'
Person 1: 'Yep...'
by muddafracker July 6, 2011
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