Bonus Fuck

Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.

I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.

by enrique357 November 21, 2010

Fucking Dawson'd

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.

Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'

by FifeLyf December 9, 2013

Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.

I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.

by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018

Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.

Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!

by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.

♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.

by Telephony June 23, 2017

Tard Fuck

When the person is so retarded, that they can not even be defined as a "Fuck Tard"

Parjeet: Did you see Ali mess up?
Zamir: Yup, because he's a tard fuck.

by pooperscooper1221 August 25, 2018

Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.

Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!

by crudent February 25, 2011