Evan

A smart very intelligent black man that is very athletic
Evan is very smart and intelligent.
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Evan and Kate

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple
Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together
by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017
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Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024
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Mark Evan Holt

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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Evan

Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
Evan you are one of my best friends and always will be.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020
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Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
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Evan

Evan is an absolutely indescribable person, in a wonderful way. They are someone that has too many great things about themself to describe.

They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.

Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.

Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).

There’s too many great things to say about them.
by LeeReagan January 18, 2022
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