If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

an Evans is someone who seems happy but can definitely often be depressed on the inside but won’t show it. However Evans families are extremely tough and never back down!
by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020

by CRUNCHYMAN247 August 24, 2020

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021

A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.
by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024

Evans is a shona boy who lives in Shelbourne. Has great sense of humor but stubborn as fuck 🙄, but when you get to see things on his side of veiw you'll instantly click 😉. He's a son of a gun I tell you that boy, but don't ask favors from him cause shaaa hauzi bhebhi raake‼️
Me: Evans momz vako didn't come for lesson yeGeo
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete
by R♤M$¥🥀 November 25, 2021
