by plnamsidk October 23, 2018

The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.
Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.
by Gorestorm November 12, 2021

by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
by WarpedAura June 19, 2022

by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021

by Whitelines84 July 11, 2018

Dan Shearn is an amazing person very cute and funny and lovable and tho he thinks he is he is not fat he is such a gd person to b around even tho he plays fortnite if u have a person called Dan Shearn in ur life KEEP HIM x
girl: hey Kayla who’s that
Kayla: oh that’s Dan Shearn he is like sooo fit
girl: do u like him then
Kayla: Urm yesssss
Kayla: oh that’s Dan Shearn he is like sooo fit
girl: do u like him then
Kayla: Urm yesssss
by Itsthatgurl June 5, 2021
