D.F.I.

Drug F*cked Idiot-a drug user-use to refer to anyone who is totally drug effected or DRUG F*CKED

"That guy she's seeing is a total D.F.I."

by whoozawhatzit March 2, 2008

D-Mart

A Dumpster, or Dumpsters in general. Used in the context of dumpster diving.

"Hey, I burned you a CD."

"Why is it in a DVD case?"

"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."

"It says 'Blockbuster'."

"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."

"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."

"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."

"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."

"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"

"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "

"Oh, just shut up."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Whatever."

"..."

"..."

"So what's on the CD?"

by Whatever man May 9, 2008

D-note

A dime bag of weed.

A ask mike-J if he got any D-notes left

by King David Of Chi Heights 5* October 4, 2008

d jac

one who jacks off dogs

hide your dogs when you see d jac

by thecreatureinthe abis October 13, 2008

d-wod

a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.

1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.

1. piss off d-wod.
2. check my d-wod its totz full to the maximum.

by sharpwn July 21, 2009

D.U.F.A

Designated Ugly Fat Ass

Ew look at that D.U.F.A

by J.D.R August 25, 2009

D.O.T.

Dick On Tap.

The procurement of a nonverbal agreement to have intercourse on frequent occasions over a certain amount of time. Frequent enough where said fucks cannot be defined as booty calls but aren't required to be a a confirmed relationship.

alternative uses of the phrase are "P.O.T."

as in:
Pussy On Tap or Penis on tap.

Nah dude I dont even have to shave my legs anymore, its D.O.T.

by zebrapoop May 3, 2011