Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.

"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!

by Toogers12 August 10, 2017

crumbed in

To almost die from asphyxiation from inhaling bread crumbs from a bread bag bong.

It was necessary to Recessitate Jungle Jim after he had been crumbed in.

by Fully-Automatic-Coming-Equippe September 12, 2017

Crumbs

What I call AVB or that brown stuff in your herbal vape after you use it, because AVB is a dumb name.

Also because it looks like toast crumbs

Oh man I dropped my vape and got crumbs all over the couch.

by HerbNerd420BlazeIt September 19, 2017

Crumpit Abuse

When a friend or family member refuses you access to crumpits.
When you or any other person burns a Crumpit.
When you or any other person uses to little butter on crumpits.

"Where's the butter on this pal? Crumpit abuse that!"

by BroYoHo! October 12, 2017

Crummy Liter Number Boppers

When you're trying to feed your slave and he calls you a mean guy

slave-"You is a mean guy yo"

Me-Crummy Liter Number Boppers!

by Tan Tan Da Kid October 19, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017