glorious coffee

When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.

Ohhhhh give me some of that glorious coffee

by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021

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Coffee

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it

"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE

by Ayy24 June 22, 2018

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Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee

by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010

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black coffee

black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.

black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:

by sprucewolf November 2, 2024

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