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Man Child

A Man Child (noun)

A PHYSICAL MAN CHILD

A physical Man Child is a grown man, over the age of 20, who has a child's face, on the body of an adult male.

They menace that cannot be stopped. Whether this trait is a genetic or even contagious is somewhat questionable. They're everywhere and are ruining society, slowly but surely.

Tragically, they are now teaching in British schools. They usually carry around with them a friend for added security, as random attacks on Man Children are increasingly commom. Be aware: They're friends are NOT REAL PEOPLE. They are developed by the goverment to satisfy the social needs of the otherwise lonely Man Child.
"He is a Man Child. He is a menace to society! Somebody stop him before it's too late!"
by Amy; Man-Child Slayer January 27, 2009
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Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.
Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!
by CJax September 21, 2009
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Chilton

An insulting name one would often call another, especially if they have a weird middle name that means anal leakage and try to make an alternate definition of it on Urban Dictionary to mask his embarrassment.

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What a chilton
by TehJudas November 3, 2009
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Chilts

Sleep shorts.
(chilt - bored but doing fine)
chilts are comfty pj shorts that you lounge around in.
chilts shorts chilt comfty lounge bored content
by colbyo_luver July 16, 2009
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chilarious

hilarious yet with a C to make it sound like ur in the group of brendon urie lovers
Zomg that is soo chilarious
(bcuz some one yelled out nemo...)
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Chilanthropy

Doing something relaxing or "chilling" while being philanthropic.
This candle I'm burning is chilanthropy. Proceeds are going to my favorite charity.
by Raul Rene Zam May 4, 2010
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slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails
by Spiedr November 30, 2006
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