cheese

best thing ever

big brain guy: cheese is the best
dumbass with no life: no cheese sucks dick

by DuckieBoi124 October 14, 2021

cheese elves

A race of elves that dwell in cheese. There is 3 races of cheese elves: the achwab (corn traders), the basketball cheese elves, and the pay-the-bills. They like to pay bills.

There are 27 billion cheese elves on our bodies.

by Chaouni-alien November 27, 2021

Cheese in bed

Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.

Only real intellectuals know

LL: You know that song?

AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD

by The Wandering Arab February 12, 2022

cheese ass well

when you shuv a entire cheese wheel into your ass so you can shuv a young man/woman named bread or jam in to your gaping ass

BRO DID YOU HEAR JAMES DID A CHEESE ASS WELL !!!!!

by gamming man 3D March 15, 2022

Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)

Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!

by NorthSneads November 21, 2022

Cheese-toesty

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.

Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.

“I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”

by john56boy March 25, 2023