A person (man or woman) who pretends to care only when it benefits his or her agenda. A phrase to describe an insincere, sociopathic person who furthers their cause using fake or false concern.
"You can't slack off all day at work and then get all Charlie give a shit when the boss comes around"
That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit
That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit
by Charlie gives 2 shits January 21, 2010
‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’
by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019
a very sweet girl who is cheerful and friendly in everyway! Doesn't like to fall out with people so in arguements she will let other people win, however she will not let people walk over her! Everyone who has a Charlie in their lives is very lucky! Charlies are very intelligent people who strive for only success in life! They're usually drawn to money but are not gold-diggers! In a relationship, she expects to be put first and cared for by the male. Charlies are generally good in bed and have a hotass body with good features. They have a love for dogs and can get attached to them very easily. Genuinely nice girls with a love for the world and the environment.
"Who's that girl over there stroking that adorable dog?"
"That's definitely a Charlie (female version)!"
"That's definitely a Charlie (female version)!"
by hellopeeps March 09, 2014
Charlie The Unicorn 3 is the third installment to the popular internet series "Charlie The Unicorn." It starts out with Charlie walking normally when he hears the voices of the annoying blue and pink unicorns from the previous videos, and they suddenly appear in time travel gear claiming they're from the future, They want Charlie to come to the future with them, and tell him to grab onto their toungues, which whip out like ropes onto Charlie. They bring Charlie to the future to finish their snowman, which looks exactly the same as before except their gear is gone. The 2 unicorns say that they might wake the "Umu" which isn't really there, and they have to be sneaky, which is shown randomly by the blue and pink unicorns flailing their legs as if they were limp, which Charlie states he clearly can't do. They apparently woke the Umu and they run to a boat shaped like a duck, and once again Charlie has to "grab onto their toungues." After a short ride and annoying telephone noises the 2 unicorns make, they are pulled into a liquid abyss, which is where the snowman lies. During an underwater journey to the snowman, they come across a door that is standing straight up and doesn't go anywhere, and is said it can see into your soul, which the pink unicorn soon after says he was just joking. When they're almost there, random sea creatures swim above, which the unicorns make Charlie stop for. Charlie angrily says he doesn't care about every sea creatures, but they say the creatures care about him, when suddenly a goat-seal-like thing sings a song about how the fish love him, and he spontaneously combusts like the other creatures did in the previous 2 videos. Charlie finds the snowman without a nose, but suddenly sleeping gas comes out, knocking him unconscious. The video ends with him waking up finding that the 2 unicorns took his horn and used it as a nose, which Charlie complains about very briefly, but he then sees his kidney, which the unicorns took in the first video, in the snowman.
by Charlieawesome April 15, 2009
She is a complete and total mess up. She probably will mess up your entire life. If she has a boyfriend then don't count on it happening for long and when she doesn't have one she is the most annoying, desperate person on the face of the earth.
by howdytherefriend January 30, 2020
by Your momma loves me December 03, 2011
by BigOmDaddy December 10, 2010