california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

california reaper whole

Its when Jesse Romo and Cody Sanchez fist a girl/Guy and leaves them bleeding and the buttwhole gets 5 inches wider.

My mom said Jesse And Cody gave her a California reaper whole

by All hail our lord and savior h September 6, 2016

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020

California Flip

burning a bowl of cannabis, and then flipping it over to have the green part from the bottom on top. In order to have a second "green hit".

this bowl is half-burned. why don't you give it a california flip?

by rufus kelly June 2, 2011

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

California

The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.

I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.

by LDOGG55 January 11, 2022

california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.

I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.

by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019