Christian Fat Kid

the last person to get picked

Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid

by ImNoService July 13, 2017

fellowship christian school

gay ass school where teachers fuck with students minds. the only school where you’re either a drug addict or you’re holy, there’s no in between

i left fellowship christian school because every teacher was a bitch

by kermit666 December 1, 2018

Christian Mitchell

a gay person that likes men

Christian Mitchell is gay

by vboss11 March 20, 2019

Christian Heights

A private K-12 christian school thats as biggeted as it is small. Were all the girls were skirts, bellow the knee. Run by an old inbred family who has the real control over the school.

1. Girl1: "This sucks. I have to put on this skirt today"

Girl2: "I want to get out of here! I hate Christian Heights"

Boy: "Haha you have to wear skirts and arent fit to put up lunch tables because im a man"

2. Girl from public school: "I almost feel sorry for those poor brainwashed children at christian Heights. But not quite there so biggeted."

by Ms. Rodham July 24, 2011

Horny Christian Syndrome

A dilemma faced by many young Christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted Christian practice of abstaining from sex until after marriage.

Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.

I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.

by Riico August 31, 2012

perry hall christian

A "private" school in Baltimore county that advertises themselves everywhere because we can't really get anyone to join. Flat broke. No one knows or teaches anything that relates to life. Kids do it in the bathroom just like public school so it's honestly throwing the tuition in a black hole. Guys are nerds until about junior year because everyone has known everyone since they were 7 years old so no one has been verbally abused enough to make something good of themselves. Guys are geeks. Chicks are either sluts, wannabees, or nerdy emos. There's about 5 legitimate girls in the whole damn place. Not a desirable place to be & everyone wants out.

You go to perry hall christian?
Ha look at that. I'm promised my mom I'd uh...
see yuh.

by youreawinner7 August 19, 2009

Christian Butt Sex

A way for Christian girls to have sex without losing her technical virginity.

Oh my Christian Butt sex!!!!!!!!

by Com'on Dog March 6, 2008