Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.

Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.

by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017

crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 10, 2019

got your candy

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.

"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"

by El Walkerama September 26, 2017

Halloween candy time

After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.

Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy

by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

candy corn whore

Sluts who come out during Halloween.

That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore

by 14Smith02 November 15, 2014

Back-Door Candy

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!

by slumdom December 3, 2018