Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

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Brandon Hancock cock

The biggest thing since sliced bread

He has a Brandon Hancock cock.

by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019

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Brandon

He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool

Let’s hang out Brandon your cool.

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Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck

Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr

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Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.

Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham

by Audon October 9, 2019

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Brandon

>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.

Accordingly:

>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.

"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"

"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."

by DivineKNG October 14, 2019

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