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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019
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Brandon Tschetter

Describes anybody who is really fat and loves men!
by Bigboy157 January 17, 2024
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Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020
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Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.
Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?
by MewForce January 30, 2023
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Brandon

A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)
"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"
by kitkat601 March 4, 2020
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Brandon Mills

A fucking hot man, I would smash any day, would date anyday, would let him pound my bussy, I had a crush on him at one point. Very sensitive and nice, also very rugged and handsome looking.
person one - Would you let Brandon Mills pound your bussy
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
by UwU_femboy_nyaaa~ April 23, 2024
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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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