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Brandon

Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt
Brandon’s butt is big !!!!
by brandonsfuturewifey March 30, 2024
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brandon

biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.
“why is brandon so sad?

“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”
by kilyurmom420 February 16, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating

Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
by Soni-chan May 24, 2024
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Brandon

Steal all da girls get the bundalenga has big penis terminator is his dad
Brandon pulls all the shelas whit his monstorous penis
by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021
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BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr
by Realest_nigga April 19, 2023
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Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people
yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke
by bill bo bagins worth January 2, 2018
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Brandon-Leigh

A Smart Lazy Quiet Nerd who uses an imagination.
Joe: Where's that Lazy Quiet Nerd
Tom: Do u mean Brandon-Leigh
Joe: Yes
by Leigh CG February 10, 2022
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