Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)
Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.
by R_K_ July 24, 2008
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Lorena Bobbitt was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch.
Man 1- "That chick is gorgeous."
Man 2- "That's my buddy Dave's ex, she drove his own car through the front living room of his house. She's a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch."
Lorena Bobbitt was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch.
Man 1- "That chick is gorgeous."
Man 2- "That's my buddy Dave's ex, she drove his own car through the front living room of his house. She's a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch."
by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011
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Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
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Ex:2 That black widow bitch just used me to compensate for her own personal failures she's useless to society and a poison in the hearts of all man stay away from her she'll turn u into a puppet and try to consume your soul
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v. To boast under the guise of complaining.
The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
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The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
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