Bastard

A gay peice of shit who won't fucking tell you what tf something means which you may or may not have seen clearly, many of you may have friends or may even be the person who does it, if you are, go fucking kill yourslef, you suck dick, nobody loves you or ever fucking did, youre the ugliest peice of human shit walking around, you aint ever getting a girlfriend because your a fat bitch who sucks off their own brother and don't have a single father figure in your life, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, IT WILL BENIFIT US ALL.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
These people are bastards, they have no fucking life except sitting on their ass wanking their microscopic dick
by fuckurselfufatcunt June 23, 2023
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dalyla is a bastard
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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
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Banny bastard

A banny bastard is a annoying person who won't shut up about themsleves or if you want to insult an irish man but have nothing better to say it is an Irish term used by legit only one man (me)
Guy 1: oi fuck off

Guy 2: aye shut up ye banny bastard before I shiv ye
by Irish dumbasses in a new car February 21, 2022
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BASTARD OF ALL BASTARDS

A man named Harry from a small upstate NY town.
Harry you are the bastard of all bastards.
by Kenny bishop May 29, 2024
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Bastard of all Bastards

The Bastard of all Bastards is a white male, he lives in a small town in upstate NY that most people have never heard off. He is beyond an asshole and much worse that just a bastard on its own. This man is the Bastard of all Bastards!
Hey Harry! What Diane! Can you stop farting like that? No! Fuck you!, Harry, you are the Bastard of all Bastards
by Kenny Bishop Jr. June 02, 2024
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