Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

by Joseph_Goeballs.daddy January 3, 2021

joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffeded as JDAM is an GPS guided dump fire bomb launched from a attack jet or bomber.

the u.s.a.f. is using joint direct attack munnition against IS

by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

Playstation Network Godzilla Attack

April 20, 2011. Japanese corporation Sony was maliciously and directly targeted in an attack by hackers causing massive PSN outages and nerd withdrawal everywhere. Early word is that it was a Playstation Network Godzilla Attack....

I've been in a funk since I can't play Call of Duty online on my PS3 because of the Playstation Network Godzilla Attack...

by Fanchero May 18, 2011

Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.

"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."

by BlueAx July 7, 2012

Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)

start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the

HYENA REBOUND

i.e.definition "Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)"

by monkey piss 2.0 October 11, 2011

shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!

"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"

by tom-o May 8, 2003