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Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.
Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting
by 0lorin January 14, 2019
mugGet the Beach-batemug.

labrewna beach

Two gals taking on this crazy world one day at a time.
Gal 1: Is it labrewna beach?
Gal 2: Yes! I'll get the beer.
by justagalbeingagal September 21, 2017
mugGet the labrewna beachmug.

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!
by obeywalrus December 20, 2010
mugGet the Beach Catmug.

Newport Beach

A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
Newport Beach is a terrible place.
by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019
mugGet the Newport Beachmug.

beach brutus

Have you played fortnite theres beach brutus
by picklerick019 June 29, 2021
mugGet the beach brutusmug.

brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head
When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."
by McWritah July 26, 2015
mugGet the brain beachmug.

Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
by Zikiro April 1, 2015
mugGet the Beach Bagelmug.

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