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grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008
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Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 8, 2010
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Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard
by anonymous December 28, 2021
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Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024
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Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.
Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.
by despicable-al March 24, 2021
mugGet the Beard-onmug.

Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022
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ginger beard

when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !
Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!

Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!
by Fagfromhell May 18, 2023
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