by Failed Dictionary July 07, 2016
When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 24, 2013
My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.
James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
by Irrational fear April 25, 2013
A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.
by jTechMHz December 11, 2016
The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.
by sebadoh May 24, 2004
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024