couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...
he's a lil couch potato.
by the man June 30, 2003
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potato skin

the skin that comes off of your.. after you put on a condom
my potato skin keeps peeeling
by krisss January 18, 2007
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Mission Potato

Another name for Mission Viejo, so named for the early immigrants that journeyed there from Spanish Mexico: Colonel Salvador Jesus Ignoble de Potato (1779-1828) led an expedition to settle the peaty marshes where Borders, Best Buy, and Dairy Queen now sit.

Mission Potato/Viejo is one of the world's leading exporters of tubers with business degrees.
"Hey dude, where you from again?"

"Mission Potato."

"Where's that?"

"Orange County."

"Dude! The OC!!"
by Zak Nelson July 29, 2006
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the baked potato

a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato
adam likes the baked potato
by Wally Zerbuiac August 06, 2005
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stupid potato

A girl who acts stupid and who is a vegetarian and they always say potato
king you're acting so dumb

Queen because I'm a stupid potato
by Johnfellow November 23, 2017
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Dirty Potatoes

A respones to when somebody says something that has either an explicitly or implicitly dirty meaning, similar in use to That's what she said

"The fire won't light because all my wood is wet."
"Dirty potatoes!"

Originating in a nerd community in south Dublin, Ireland.
by ThEyeball Kid December 13, 2010
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