Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

tongue milking

licking cow nipples aggressively

I was watching porn involving tongue milking.

by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015

bruh no milk

donald you forgot the milk

Donald: (forgets milk)

jack: bruh no milk

by poopdyscoop November 16, 2018

Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

by The Person That Made This September 09, 2023

Funky Milk

Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.

Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!

by Haroldyray April 29, 2022

milk quake

the act of shaking a females (preferably) breast of large size in a rapid motion

Dude i gave her a milk quake

by knightguy January 09, 2011

milk pipeline

When two dudes are having buttsex and one dude ejaculates into the other guy's ass while the catcher ejaculates on the floor.

"I heard Will and Taylor performed a milk pipeline last night while they were having buttsex. It was a perfectly timed execution."

by Jon B.R. November 22, 2015