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douche maneuver

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.
Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.
by Psyche521 January 26, 2009
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Douche-nibbler

One who nibbles on douches and/or douchebags.

A sexual movement including a woman and a man, ETC.

A complete moron/jackass, but when you get tired of calling them a "Douchebag"

A person who had a prank pulled on, but completely oblivious of it.
"That guy is such a DOUCHE-nibbler! What the hell is his problem?"
by Khengus March 5, 2009
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douche mallet

A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.
Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.

The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!

that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
by SGT Bo June 22, 2014
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musical douche

any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.
Mason Bates is a musical douche.
by Dwizzle69 February 19, 2015
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Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.
When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.
by Drifixit March 15, 2019
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Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 6, 2009
mugGet the Douche Canmug.

Drama Douche

drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker
by Btchalorette February 27, 2012
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