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360 beard

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!
by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
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beard enema

A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
Eddie Rosario has a beard enema for the World Series
by SamandAbby October 29, 2021
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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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Bearded Cave

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.
by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015
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vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.
Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014
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Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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