Halo 5 TTK

Bullshit

Halo 5 TTK is so bad You die from a fuck’n squirt gun

by Slazz March 8, 2020

5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

playing 5 on 1

Jerking off. 5 fingers to 1 dick.

"I haven't had sex in a month so I've just been playing 5 on 1"

by Marsellus April 6, 2016

Far cry 5

A shooter game where you gotta save a random county in Montana from a bitch-ass cult

Me: HEY BRO WANNA PLAY FAR CRY 5???

by Telazac June 29, 2022

Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys

"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

by zelvage February 15, 2021

Gta 5 online

A buttfucking that's all

Last night I bought gta 5 and spend 6 hours grinding only to get buttfucked by a mark2 that's gta 5 online

by Clown fucked 334 January 4, 2020

5-Day-Weekend

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss

Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*

by verycewlperson March 28, 2023