5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

playing 5 on 1

Jerking off. 5 fingers to 1 dick.

"I haven't had sex in a month so I've just been playing 5 on 1"

by Marsellus April 6, 2016

5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys

"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

by zelvage February 15, 2021

Gta 5 online

A buttfucking that's all

Last night I bought gta 5 and spend 6 hours grinding only to get buttfucked by a mark2 that's gta 5 online

by Clown fucked 334 January 4, 2020

Far cry 5

A shooter game where you gotta save a random county in Montana from a bitch-ass cult

Me: HEY BRO WANNA PLAY FAR CRY 5???

by Telazac June 29, 2022

5-10 lbs

A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.

Did you sleep with Tony last night?

“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”

by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020