suck my middle dick finger

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'

Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

by Emma Lee Rosa April 9, 2017

mmm my deer sexi pics

Standard phrase of an Indian, to tell girls that they like them.

girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"

by halalbe September 27, 2017

mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017

Don’t swear on my christian server

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.

Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.

by get the bleach January 24, 2020

Has her thong in my face.

Verb: to have a physical appeal/attraction.

1) That girl has her thong in my face.
2) This girl has her thong in my face more than the girl over there.
3) The Chinese girl had her thong in everyone's face in the dining hall.

by djmdjmdjmdjm January 20, 2013

Put My Salmon In Her Oven

The act of having sex or intercourse.

Oh man, I'd like to put my salmon in her oven.

by Hans Graham January 11, 2012

i also typed this with my nose

i wanted to define ' i typed this with my nose' but insertpseidonym was 5 years faster. so yay

insertpseidonym: i typed this with my nose
me :i also typed this with my nose
insertpseidonym: i dont care

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022