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.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.
.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.
by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
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the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
by Shuaman September 19, 2018
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Pooping your pants

what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”
by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025
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shiggle your biggle

to shake or wiggles someone’s butt vigorously
Emma: “i’m so going to shiggle your biggle *seductively*”
Jace: “Woah… 😏”
by shiggleYOURbiggle April 26, 2022
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Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever
Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?
by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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