Baja Blast my ass

to "baja blast" someones ass is too pour the drink Baja Blast in their ass and then give them anal.

Please Baja blast my ass

by cruz is sus April 23, 2021

ol foot up the ass

What you say to the person you're pissed at.

Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"

Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"

by jeepdude44 May 31, 2015

2020 Slap-Ass Year

The year 2020 is the year of ass-slapping. The art of slapping ass is celebrated throughout this whole year, so that everybody can dedicate their passion to this act.

Have you heard of 2020 Slap-ass year? It's the year of ass-slapping!

by Lil' Melwin January 31, 2020

beat his ass woke

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.

I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!

by Jan-man September 22, 2017

completly shit ass driver

Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.

Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.

by Your mother's grandmas daughte April 30, 2019

big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer

The disease you get when you have anal. There is no way of avoiding this, condoms and birth control are useless. If you get T.A.C. you will have to get both of you but cheeks surgically removed with a chain saw.

Mrs. STD- don’t have butt sex kids or you will get T.A.C.

Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why

Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer

by Gaygaygaygaybitch5 June 8, 2019