Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "
by Myampisbroken April 23, 2020

Hym "That's what I found out. And if you're wondering why your kids keep getting raped in their little holes... Why they keep getting murder by their own classmates... Why your plane nose dives into the ground... It isn't the type of person doing it... They just drew the short straw."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024

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