the mold man

The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.

Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*

by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025

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Sexiest man alive

Ray

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

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Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.

Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares

by Lexfunni October 16, 2023

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Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition

Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

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