by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
Get the .9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9. mug.by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
Get the .9.I Will Kill Her Dubs, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9. mug.This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
Get the I am not your phone! mug.Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2025
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by 1x.darius September 21, 2025
Get the I heard that mug.i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass mug.Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.
Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
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